Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!