Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.