Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

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