What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.