What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim