What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

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Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.