What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr