What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

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What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim