Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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HYATT

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B-room service.