Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.