How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.