How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on