How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake?

They're attractive!

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date