How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..