How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.