How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A witch in a high speed train.