How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !