How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.