Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

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What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.