Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

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What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.