Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head