Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.