What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.