What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.