What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's blue and doesn't fit anymore?

A dead epileptic.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.