What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.