When does 2-1=0 ?

When you're talking about choices.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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What is the chupacabra's breakfast of choice?

Goatmeal.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.