What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !