What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What birds are found in Portugal ?

Portu-geese !

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !