What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code