What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !