What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code