What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !