What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

Banjo Jokes More Banjo Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Macaw Jokes More Macaw Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What do you call a Scottish parrot ?

A Macaw !