A kiwi !
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
Jail-birds !
Loafers.
dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.
Statue bro?
Not even bro.