What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".