What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?