What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.