What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.