What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.