What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.