What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.