What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Kiwi Jokes More Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".