Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

New Zealanders Jokes More New Zealanders Jokes

Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.

What's big, white and f**ks New Zealanders?

Mt. Erebus

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes