Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

New Zealanders Jokes More New Zealanders Jokes

Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.

What's big, white and f**ks New Zealanders?

Mt. Erebus

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker