Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

New Zealanders Jokes More New Zealanders Jokes

Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.

What's big, white and f**ks New Zealanders?

Mt. Erebus

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.