Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?

A. Limp biskit

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

New Zealanders Jokes More New Zealanders Jokes

What's big, white and f**ks New Zealanders?

Mt. Erebus

Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it