What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

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What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.