Rabbi Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea

How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

Hebrewe Jokes More Hebrewe Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Rabie Jokes More Rabie Jokes

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!