Rabbi Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea

How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Rampage Jokes More Rampage Jokes

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

Acidic Juice Jokes More Acidic Juice Jokes

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

acidic juice

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Rabie Jokes More Rabie Jokes

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."