Kaiju Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Rampage Jokes More Rampage Jokes

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple