Kaiju Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper