Tokyo Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

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What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

Why do the Japs like Sony?

Because they made the Playstasian

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Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

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What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok