Rampage Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

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What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

Kaiju Jokes More Kaiju Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju