Rampage Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

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Because Donald ducked.

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A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

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What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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Tokyo Drifter

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What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!