Rampage Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

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What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju