Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

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What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.