How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked