How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "