What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...