What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

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How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.