What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole