What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.