What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.