What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.