How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.