How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.