How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"