How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"