How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.