How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"