What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Woman Track Team Jokes More Woman Track Team Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Pygmy Jokes More Pygmy Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...