What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Woman Track Team Jokes More Woman Track Team Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

Pygmy Jokes More Pygmy Jokes

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.