How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Photograph Jokes More Photograph Jokes

What do you call it when...?

What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography.

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.