Photograph Jokes

What do you call it when...?

What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography.

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.