After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
Nothing.
One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.
Wait until he's finished.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography.
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
