Because they can't even.
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There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
The nobel prize.
The Pirates always lose.
Divorced.
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
Because he was outstanding in his field!
The No-Bell prize!
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
Because they p-irate.
Because her pee is silent.
What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography.
