Because they can't even.
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There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
Walt Disney.
Capitalization.
It was out standing in its field!
Because he was outstanding in his field
Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly
Comfortably Dumb
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Because it lost it's temper.
The Significant Others just want babies.
Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
The lesser of two weevils.
Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.
A: Her crayons are still sticky.
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
