Because they can't even.
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Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!
Two for me and one for you.
Because they literally can't even.
Because they *can't even*!
O My GOd! I am so drunk.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
Because they can't even...
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)
Too many walkers.
A bunch of sissies.
Depends.
Because the "p" is silent!
A zebra with a private jet.
Because it had their Curiosity.
They can't even