Because they can't even.
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Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!
Two for me and one for you.
Because they literally can't even.
Because they *can't even*!
Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)
Romans.
They are light.
Because the "p" is silent!
Their P is silent.
Then I can bang other chicks "
The spelling.
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
He does lots of bare-obics.
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac