Because they can't even.
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Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!
Two for me and one for you.
Because they literally can't even.
Because they *can't even*!
Because they can't even
because they
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
Virgins.
Your grandma.
Stalagmice !
All-porpoise cleaner.
A nigloo
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
Odor in the court!!!
A condescending con descending.
Because they're extinct
Because they p-irate.