Odd Numbered Group Jokes

Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

Why do white girls only go out in odd numbered groups?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Why are valley girls so odd?

They can't even.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

Why are white girls so odd?

Because they literally can't even.

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

Young Girl Jokes More Young Girl Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.