Because they can't even.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Sir, this is a liquor store."
They can't even.
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
Because they literally can't even.
Two for me and one for you.