They can't even.
gize.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.
Because they can't even.
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.