One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
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Because they can't even.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
They can't even.
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.