A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Because they can't even
A zebra with a private jet.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)
A FSSSSSHHHH
Because of the Nye Quill.
He responds, "One note at a time."
Gullibility
They are always asking for change.
Because they can't even.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.