A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire
He usually flies twice as high.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."
Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
An ese.
Triggered
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
They can't even.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.