Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!