How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage?

Supreme Liter Coke

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!