How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

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Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!