How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

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Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!