How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

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What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!