How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.