How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity