Kylo Ren Jokes

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage?

Supreme Liter Coke

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device

Reveal Jokes More Reveal Jokes

What'd you get?

Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*

Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant?

A bodybag

Star Wars Character Jokes More Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Obey Jokes More Obey Jokes

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.