Rando Calrissians
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Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
A Hans free device
I have no Hans"
less than twelve parsecs.
He was petrified.
Ask Subban from the Hans to find out
Han Solo
Because he can't even.
A wookiee talkie.
I don't know
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because Han was flying so low.
Han Double
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
A rebel without applause.
On the perineum falcon!
Han shot first.
Because he's solo.
May divorce be with you
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
A Han Solo performance.
I think I could use a Han here.
Han So-high.
May Divorce be with you.*
He Ran Solo...
because the prices were Solo
Ewoks
A Chewie
Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe
A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.
Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
The cow didn't make it.
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
The Easter Bunana!
He was knotty.
Freeze a jolly good fellow
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)
Clowns Without Borders.
With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course
DU-WHY !
Chicken sees a salad.
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)
