How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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I have no Hans"

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On the perineum falcon!

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An Endor Pool!

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.