How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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It keeps giving me mixed results.

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May divorce be with you

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Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

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What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation?

An Endor Pool!

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks