How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!