How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.