How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!