How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.