What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

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What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.