What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.