A: Elephants never forget.
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Let's knot."
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
No strings attached
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
He pulled some strings.
They might trip on the string.
Stopping it with a shovel!
Because they keep stepping on the string.
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Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
They we're tied!
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
No, you're a lyre!
She pulled some strings.
Because he was knotty!
Because it had no character.
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Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
It has Seoul.
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
They start to fret.
Tulips on my pianist.
He had to close a sail
Because they're white.
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!
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Bay leaf get him out if here!
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
Forget-me-knots!
