A: Elephants never forget.
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Let's knot."
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
No strings attached
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
He pulled some strings.
They might trip on the string.
Stopping it with a shovel!
Because they keep stepping on the string.
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Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
They we're tied!
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
No, you're a lyre!
She pulled some strings.
Because he was knotty!
Because it had no character.
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
Because the slow ones are in jail.
In jail
A viola burns longer.
A: You get light music.
Colby Jack's.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
motorcycles don't have trunks
Hae girl Hae
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
A bit long in the tooth
Only when they snap at something!
Ginger snaps.