A: Elephants never forget.
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Let's knot."
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
No strings attached
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
He pulled some strings.
They might trip on the string.
Stopping it with a shovel!
Because they keep stepping on the string.
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Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
They we're tied!
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
No, you're a lyre!
She pulled some strings.
Because he was knotty!
Because it had no character.
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
He was turning things over in his mind.
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
Ginger snaps.
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
That he needed to address the situation
It's not a too-nah!"
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
They were trying to start a business.
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Forget-me-knots!
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
My ex-wife
He couldn't take a joke.
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
