How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

String Jokes More String Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.