How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached