How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the black man get for his son on christmas?

Your bike.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."