How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.