How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.