How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux

String Jokes More String Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!