How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a red elephant?

A: With a red elephant trap.

Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What do you attach to a transgender chicken?

Dez Nuts!

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.