How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick