How do you catch a red elephant?

A: With a red elephant trap.

Previous Random Joke Next
Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Red Elephant Trap Jokes More Red Elephant Trap Jokes

How do you catch a red elephant?

A: With a red elephant trap.

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.