Attach Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What do you attach to a transgender chicken?

Dez Nuts!

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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