What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call a battle of wordplay?

Pun-fu fighting

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick