What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.