What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached