What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?

Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.

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What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.