He got too attached to his work.
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Because they kept dropping their trunks....
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
I am bread.
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
The Whittle Business *badum ching*