Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Carpentry Business Jokes More Carpentry Business Jokes

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.