What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

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What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.