What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

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What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*