Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(