Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.