Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

a 'fan'atic.