Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

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Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

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Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.