What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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Hit the Road Jack"

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What do you call a flightless bird?

Joaquin Phoenix.

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What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.