Joaquin Jokes

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins