How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.