How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off