How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?

Al Caprawn !

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!